Our Valentine's and Galentine's greetings card collection

Let's celebrate love in all its forms. Fierce friendship love. Romantic love. Familial love.

These sweary and not-so-sweary greetings cards were selected because they capture just how much other humans can mean to us.

Stock up for Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, send to friends and family members who need to know how amazing they are.

Use liberally when a blast of beautiful, cheeky, sweary love words feels like a good idea. 

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

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Our most sweary greetings cards and gifts. Smart people swear. Smart people buy Damn Fine Greetings.

Birthdays? New home? New job? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? Thank you? Retirement? Leaving work? Passing exams?
Our rudest, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards cover all major life events requiring a good, creative swear. 

All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"Fabulously luxe cards. Beautifully packaged. I love you guys."

Our non-sweary greetings card collection

We know that not everyone loves a swear as much as us. Or you. Here's our ‘possibly OK to give to your nana and those who rarely use a swear word’  range of cheeky and funny, luxe hand drawn lettering greetings cards.

All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"Result! Now I can buy your fabulous cards for my much less sweary than me family and friends."

Our current collection of all sweary and non-sweary greetings cards and gifts

Shop our full current range of rude, sweary, saucy, unique, luxury, hand drawn lettering greetings cards, advent calendars and gifts.

You'll also find our current not-so-sweary greetings cards in here. All cards are left blank so that they are suitable for any occasion.

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"The designs are beautiful and the swears are hilarious. 5 f***ing stars."

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