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Shop our range of rude, sweary, saucy, unique, luxury, hand drawn lettering Christmas cards, greetings cards, advent calendars and gifts.
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Rude and sweary christmas advent calendar - limited edition
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12 Pack hand drawn lettered luxe sweary, rude christmas greetings cards
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Merry Christmas tinsel tits sweary Christmas card
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Ding Dong sweary Christmas card
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Christmas time. Cameltoe and wine sweary Christmas card
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You glorious bellend greetings card
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Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card
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You beautiful weirdo greetings card
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I fucking love you greetings card
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Cockwomble greetings card
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Muff (varsity red) greetings card
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Cock greetings card
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Muff (buff) greetings card
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Queen of Cunts (pink) greetings card
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Arse greetings card
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You’re the least unlikeable person I know greetings card
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Let’s make bad decisions together greetings card
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Let's drink to your continued existence greetings card
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Chaos and cake greetings card
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Our Christmas collection
Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering christmas greetings cards and advent calendars a perfect for those who love a bit of festive sauce. Stock up on your swears today!
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Rude and sweary christmas advent calendar - limited edition
Regular price £15.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £15.00 GBP -
12 Pack hand drawn lettered luxe sweary, rude christmas greetings cards
Regular price £24.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £24.00 GBP -
Merry Christmas tinsel tits sweary Christmas card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £3.50 GBP -
Ding Dong sweary Christmas card
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Christmas time. Cameltoe and wine sweary Christmas card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £3.50 GBP
Our current range of sweary and not -so-sweary greetings cards
Birthdays? New home? New job? New baby? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? Thank you?
Our rude, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards cover major life events requiring a good, creative swear.
All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.
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You glorious bellend greetings card
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Muff (varsity red) greetings card
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I fucking love you greetings card
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Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card
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