Damn Fine Greetings - our origin story

Sadly, this is not a story of childhood friends who shouted “bum bum willy bra pants” and laughed at each other in the playground.

Michelle and Emma lived until well into their adulthoods before they met.  But when they did they realised they shared a deep, mutual love for creative swearing and beautiful design.

Their other shared love is singing, harmonising and performing. Emma is a Soprano and Michelle an Alto in a fabulous East London choir and cabaret troupe. 

After creating a sweary advent calendar for choir mates, who loved it, they realised that the world needed a chocolate-free, swear-induced laugh every day leading up to Christmas. 

And bingo! Damn Fine Greetings was born.

Our original, sweary advent calendar spawned a number of rude (but never nasty) beautifully hand drawn lettering greetings cards and gifts. 

Our funny, luxurious and ever-so-slightly-saucy greetings cards and gifts are sold online and through discerning independent shops, boutiques, websites and other partners.

Watch out for more rude gifts coming soon.

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[photo credit: Jane 'she loves to swear' Biggs]