Sweary rude luxury greeting cards and gifts – Damn Fine Greetings

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Welcome to the home of luxurious, rebellious, rude, funny, beautiful, hand drawn lettering greeting cards and other seasonal sweary gifts, including our world famous sweary advent calendars.

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Smart people swear. Smart people buy Damn Fine Greetings.

Shop our range of rude, sweary, saucy, unique, luxury, hand drawn lettering greetings cards and gifts.

Arse greetings card

Arse greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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Cock greetings card

Cock greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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Cockwomble greetings card

Cockwomble greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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I fucking love you greetings card

I fucking love you greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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Muff (buff) greetings card

Muff (buff) greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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Muff (varsity red) greetings card

Muff (varsity red) greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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Queen of Cunts (pink) greetings card

Queen of Cunts (pink) greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card

Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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You glorious bellend greetings card

You glorious bellend greetings card

Regular price £3.50 GBP

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