Christmas cards and advent calendars

Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering christmas greetings cards and advent calendars are perfect for people who love a bit of festive sauce. Stock up on your swears today!  Fast UK delivery. Free on orders over £30.

Stickers

Shop our funny, sweary, rude, hand drawn lettering stickers inspired by our greetings cards. Or choose from our popular choir range of stickers.

Fast UK delivery. Free UK delivery on orders over £30.

"The choir stickers are bloody genius!"

Fridge magnets

Shop our funny, sweary, rude, hand drawn lettering fridge magnets. Fast UK delivery. Free UK delivery on orders over £30.

Our most sweary greetings cards and gifts. 

Birthdays? New home? New job? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? Thank you? Retirement? Leaving work? Passing exams? Or an every day declaration of friendship and love.  Our rudest, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards and stickers cover all major life events requiring a friendly, creative swear.  

All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages. 

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"Smart people swear. Smart people buy Damn Fine Greetings."

"Fabulously luxe cards. Beautifully packaged. I love you guys."

Our non-sweary greetings card and gift collection

We know that not everyone loves a swear as much as us. Or you. Here's our ‘possibly OK to give to your nana and those who rarely use a swear word’  range of cheeky and funny, luxe hand drawn lettering greetings cards. 

All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"Result! Now I can buy your fabulous cards for my much less sweary than me family and friends."

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Our current collection of all sweary and non-sweary greetings cards and gifts

Shop our full current range of rude, sweary, saucy, unique, luxury, hand drawn lettering greetings cards, advent calendars and gifts.  You'll also find our current not-so-sweary greetings cards, stickers and fridge magnets in here. 

All cards are left blank so that they are suitable for any occasion. 

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"The designs are beautiful and the swears are hilarious. 5 f***ing stars."

"Loving the new stickers and fridge magnets. You rock!"

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Blog, news, our socials and stuff about us

Welcome oh sweary ones! We love to share why we love a creative swear, and what we do besides drawing hand-lettered, naughty words on paper.

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