Current collection
Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering greetings cards and gifts fly out of the store as fast as we can make them. Stock up on your swears today!
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Rude and sweary christmas advent calendar - limited edition
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12 Pack hand drawn lettered luxe sweary, rude christmas greetings cards
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Merry Christmas tinsel tits sweary Christmas card
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Ding Dong sweary Christmas card
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Christmas time. Cameltoe and wine sweary Christmas card
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You glorious bellend greetings card
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Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card
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You beautiful weirdo greetings card
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I fucking love you greetings card
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Cockwomble greetings card
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Muff (varsity red) greetings card
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Cock greetings card
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Muff (buff) greetings card
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Queen of Cunts (pink) greetings card
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Arse greetings card
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You’re the least unlikeable person I know greetings card
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Let’s make bad decisions together greetings card
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Let's drink to your continued existence greetings card
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Chaos and cake greetings card
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Christmas collection
Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering christmas greetings cards and advent calendars bring cheer to people who love a bit of festive sauce. Stock up on your swears today!
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Rude and sweary christmas advent calendar - limited edition
Regular price £15.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £15.00 GBP -
12 Pack hand drawn lettered luxe sweary, rude christmas greetings cards
Regular price £24.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £24.00 GBP -
Merry Christmas tinsel tits sweary Christmas card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £3.50 GBP -
Ding Dong sweary Christmas card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £3.50 GBP -
Christmas time. Cameltoe and wine sweary Christmas card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price £3.50 GBP
Our non-sweary collection
We know that not everyone loves a swear as much as us. Here's our QFSW (Quite safe for work) and possibly OK for your nana range of cheeky and funny greetings cards.
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You beautiful weirdo greetings card
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Let’s make bad decisions together greetings card
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You’re the least unlikeable person I know greetings card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£3.50 GBPSale price £3.50 GBP -
Chaos and cake greetings card
Regular price £3.50 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per£3.50 GBPSale price £3.50 GBP