Our current collection of sweary and non-sweary greetings cards and gifts.

Our sweary, and not-so-sweary, but still funny luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering greetings cards and gifts fly out of the store as fast as we can make them. Stock up today! 

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"The designs are beautiful and the swears are hilarious. 5 f***ing stars.'"

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Our sweariest greetings cards and gifts. Smart people swear. Smart people buy Damn Fine Greetings.

Birthdays? Thank You? New job? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? New Job? Retirement? Leaving work? Passing exams?

Our rudest, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards cover all major life events requiring a good, creative swear. All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"Fabulously luxe cards. Beautifully packaged. I love you guys."

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Our non-sweary, but still funny greetings card collection.

We know that not everyone loves a swear as much as us. Here's our QFSW (Quite safe for work) and possibly OK for your nana range and for the less sweary people you know.

We've got you covered with these cheeky, irreverent, funny greetings cards.

"Result! Now I can buy your fabulous cards for my much less sweary than me family and friends."

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Our Valentine's and Galentines sweary and not-so-sweary greetings card collection.

Let's celebrate love in all its forms. Fierce friendship love. Romantic love. Familial love.

These sweary and not-so-sweary greetings cards were selected because they capture just how much other humans can mean to us.

Stock up for Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, send to friends and family members who need to know how amazing they are.

Use liberally when a blast of beautiful, cheeky, sweary love words feels like a good idea. 

"bought the Zombie Apocalypse cards for my daughters to tell them just how much I love them."

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Our Christmas collection.

Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering christmas greetings cards and our world famous sweary advent calendars bring cheer to people who love a bit of festive sauce.

Stock up on your festive swears today! 

"Your advent calendar made me laugh so hard that I nearly weed myself!"