Our current collection of sweary and non-sweary greetings cards and gifts.

Our sweary, and not-so-sweary, but still funny luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering greetings cards and gifts fly out of the store as fast as we can make them. Stock up today! 

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"The designs are beautiful and the swears are hilarious. 5 f***ing stars.'"

""bought the Zombie Apocalypse cards for my daughters to tell them just how much I love them."

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Our sweariest greetings cards and gifts. Smart people swear. Smart people buy Damn Fine Greetings.

Birthdays? Thank You? New job? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? New Job? Retirement? Leaving work? Passing exams?

Our rudest, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards cover all major life events requiring a good, creative swear. All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.

Orders over £30 to the UK qualify for free delivery.

"Fabulously luxe cards. Beautifully packaged. I love you guys."

Our non-sweary, but still funny greetings card collection.

We know that not everyone loves a swear as much as us. Here's our QFSW (Quite safe for work) and possibly OK for your nana range and for the less sweary people you know.

We've got you covered with these cheeky, irreverent, funny greetings cards.

"Result! Now I can buy your fabulous cards for my much less sweary than me family and friends."

Our latest HONESTY collection

We've thought hard about the life events where we couldn't find the cards that WE wanted to buy for our friends and family. 

Our HONESTY range contains cards that celebrate life's more difficult chapters such as divorce, fighting that most bastardly of diseases, cancer, illness, people leaving for new places and everything that comes under the banner of "Oh mate, I'm so sorry."

We use humour liberally but gently, kindly and honestly with many of our family and friends, especially in darker times. As they do with us..

Humour is an essential element of human bonding. But we know it is not for everyone. And that's ok. 

Our new HONESTY range explores the greetings card occasions where 'dark humour' feels appropriate. There's some classic funny Damn Fine Greetings birthday and occasion cards in there too, we really can't help ourselves.

50% of the profits from our 'Cancer picked the wrong human to mess with' card will be donated to Macmillan Cancer Support. 

"Oh my god. These cards are brilliant. They made me ROAR and I really needed a chuckle"

Our Christmas collection.

Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering christmas greetings cards and our world famous sweary advent calendars bring cheer to people who love a bit of festive sauce.

Stock up on your festive swears today! 

"Your advent calendar made me laugh so hard that I nearly weed myself!"