They're here! Our original sweary advent calendar and christmas cards

Our christmas greetings cards and advent calendars are perfect for those who appreciate good design and love a bit of festive sauce. 

Our original sweary advent calendar is now it's available to buy. With a brand new design for 2025 and some new swears. 

Count down to Christmas with a festive, cheeky, profanity behind every window. Our limited edition, unique, rude, sweary, luxe advent calendar is beautifully illustrated, contains hand drawn lettering and hidden, visual rudeness and double entendres. 
The original rude advent calendar. 

Warning, contains adult-themed humour. Not suitable for under 18s. 
No plastic. No chocolate. All sauce.  
Accept no imitations!

Pre-order now to avoid heartbreak, tears and disappointment.



Want to treat family and friends to a choice christmas swear? Then browse our brand new, rude Christmas card collection.

Save your seasonal pounds by buying a 12 pack multipack. Or you can buy single cards. Brilliant for those who deserve a laugh at Christmas. Our greetings swears are funny, but never nasty.

Stock up on your festive swears today!