What do customers say about Damn Fine Greetings?

We know that swearing divides. Some people love it. Some don't.

We also know that it's hard to get a sense of the weight, feel and quality of greetings cards when you buy online.

But those who buy our sweary and rude greetings cards seem to like us. 

Thank you for taking a chicky cha chance and buying from us. 

Here are a few choice words from some happy customers. 

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“One friend is a “Cock”, the other a “Glorious Bell End” … the problem Damn Fine Greetings have given me is their greetings cards are so good, I don’t know which one to give to who!

No longer do we have to wade through a shelf of black & white photos of the 1940s trying to pick which one is vaguely funny … now we can just go straight to the proper swearing. Quality too, and arrived quickly.”
Nigel H ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“I never knew my friendships were missing something until I discovered these glorious, profanity-laced masterpieces. Why say Happy Birthday when you could say I f**king love you. 

The quality? Chef kiss. Thick, luxurious cardstock that says: "Yes, I spent money on you, you ungrateful goblin." And the print is so crisp it practically shouts the expletives for you. 

10 out of 10 would offend again.”
Tee Clayts ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️



“Some people say swearing is uncouth. I personally think it's one of the true signs of real love and affection.

So far I've called a mate an ARSE, another I've wished a MUFF on, both gratefully received and lined up on mantlepieces ready to offend their family. I can't wait for the next COCKWOMBLES birthday so I can bestow upon them the same kind of everlasting love.”
Kat M ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️



"For years, I’ve struggled to express my feelings. Well that long search is over thanks to Damn Fine Greetings. Say it with arse, or for those special occasions, muff.

Good quality card too. Sturdy.”
Neil M ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

'I f***ing love these cards. I know many, many Cockwombles who will be delighted to be named as such when their birthdays come around.

The designs are beautiful and the swears are hilarious. 5 f***ing stars.' 
K Moulds ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️