Collection: Rude and sweary greetings cards for all occasions
New home? New job? New baby? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? Thank you?
Our rude, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards cover major life events requiring a good, creative swear.
All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.
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You glorious bellend greetings card
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Muff (varsity red) greetings card
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Muff (buff) greetings card
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Cock greetings card
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Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card
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I fucking love you greetings card
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Cockwomble greetings card
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Queen of Cunts (pink) greetings card
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Arse greetings card
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Let’s make bad decisions together greetings card
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You beautiful weirdo greetings card
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You’re the least unlikeable person I know greetings card
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Let's drink to your continued existence greetings card
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Chaos and cake greetings card
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